February 2010
taylor (8:41:53 PM): i want to lick lil wayne like a lollipop
taylor (8:41:55 PM): i mean wat
jenna (8:42:06 PM): <3 SOUNDS GOOOD
January 2010
You can't keep fucking with girl's hearts.
You do it so much and you did it to someone I care about. Don’t tell her about all the time you want to spend with her and how gorgeous she is because it’s not fair, at all. She is gorgeous and anyone would be lucky to spend time with her, stop fucking her over. We’re not made of iron, we have feelings and we will care for you no matter what but stop screwing girls over you...
I wish I was in Florida right now because I really...
phunkidelicman:
(via inthatlittleblackdress)
there are chik-fil-a’s everywhere, js
I’ve never been to one or really heard of one, Buffalo Wild Wings & Portillos <3
let's just delete that post with me and my skinny...
zawmbee:
(via rebellionandlies)
NO BECAUSE YOU LOOK PRETTY YOU SKANK NOW STFU AND APPRECIATE YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously, stop being a dumb fucker and just delete it. You’re an ass and turning into an even bigger one. Grow the fuck up and delete it.
@Zach
phunkidelicman:
jennamarriedawhore:
nonononononononoononono. I want my spleen gone. Lol, I’m such a baby but it hurts! :|
well, feel better<3 do you know for sure that it is your spleen?
Oh I’m trying! Lol, and not for sure but pretty sure. When I went to the doctor like… Tuesday she gave me this list of symptoms that come with mono and one of them are enlargened /...
@Zach
nonononononononoononono. I want my spleen gone. Lol, I’m such a baby but it hurts! :|
He may be really, really adorable...
rebellionandlies:
phunkidelicman:
jennamarriedawhore:
But he’s gonna fuck you over. Run for your life.
i wont fuck you over;)
omg i thought that said i wanna fuck you over and over. i was like that’s classy
LMFAO <3 I LITERALLY LOL’ed. Chloe you kill me, MY SPLEEN ALREADY HURTS, LAUGHING HURTS, TOO!
He may be really, really adorable...
phunkidelicman:
jennamarriedawhore:
But he’s gonna fuck you over. Run for your life.
i wont fuck you over;)
Hahah, I don’t know about you… (: Lol, don’t worry, it wasn’t about you.
Sleeping, more.
http://www.formspring.me/jennaboobenna
Leave me something (:
I just want to smile. Why do you have to do this?
tayloranntm:
I am probably just over-reacting and being stupid, but it still makes me unhappy ok.
Okay, you are over reacting. Go watch The Notebook, you may cry but you have to at least kind of smile… :D <—- Like that.
HEY JENNA
lyricalhoax:
DON’T SAY THAT SHE’S A NICE LADY!
LMFAO <3 NOT YOU FAT JESUS. Justkidding, you’re not fat, you’re gorgeous.
What do tigers dreams of? When they take a little tiger snooze Do they dream of mauling zebras Or Hallie Barry in her catwoman suit Don’t you worry your pretty striped head Were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed And then were gonna find our best friend Doug And then were gonna give him a best friend hug Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug but if hes been murdered by...
It's decided.
breakthetradition:
jennamarriedawhore:
When I turn 21 I’m going to Vegas and renting a villa, stealing a cop car, getting married, then getting anulled, winning tons of money and doing a lot of other crazy shit. Okay, you guys can come with me, lemme know and I’ll cal you in like… 5 and a half years with the details.
TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
OF COURSE! Can you… COUNTcoughCARDScough.
crying so hard right now
(via theycanhearyou)
Chloe made a quality post that will make you smile like this :D it made me smile.
It's decided.
phunkidelicman:
jennamarriedawhore:
When I turn 21 I’m going to Vegas and renting a villa, stealing a cop car, getting married, then getting anulled, winning tons of money and doing a lot of other crazy shit. Okay, you guys can come with me, lemme know and I’ll cal you in like… 5 and a half years with the details.
omg im down!!!!! wait, if you turn 21 before me, can you wait for me to turn...